Ramon Antonio Vargas reporting in The Gaurdian that talkshow host John Oliver has offered to pay Clarence Thomas $1m annually – as well as give him a $2m tour bus – if the Republican judge resigns from the US supreme court.

So that’s the offer – $1m a year, Clarence. And a brand new condo on wheels. And all you have to do … is sign the contract and get the fuck off the supreme court,” Oliver remarked. “The clock starts now – 30 days, Clarence. Let’s do this!

You are a good man John Oliver. A real patriot. Unfortunately, Clarence Thomas won’t take it - we all know he makes more than that from his grifts to stay right where he is.