The complete befuddlement of Europeans on American life.

As Americans we promote obesity, eat cancer brownies, discourage poor people from having babies, have zero guaranteed paid maternity leave, drive our students into servitude with university debt, refuse to provide affordable health care, and are infatuated with guns and the proliferation of them.

But look on the bright side - we are happy, friendly, and optimistically blissful in our ignorance of how the rest of the world functions.